Bad Things Happen if…

So because I was bored during new years, and eavesdropping (>.>) on other people’s conversations, I thought of a list of things which will yield bad results when done. Happy New Year XD

Bad things happen if…

• You shake a fountain-type firework (it causes the sand in the bottom of the container to mix with the gunpowder and other things…making it go boom. In your face o_o)
• You step on a cat. It won’t like that.
• You try to hand-feed a dog grain. Or anything.
• You drop a toaster (or any heating appliance) in your bathtub. With you in it.
• You drink a full Starbucks drink before a long car ride.
• You attempt to pick the fruits growing from the plants that creep onto the roof of your neighbor’s house.
• You pull out the battery from a laptop while it’s running (unplugged).
• You make any grammatical errors in the presence of a Grammar Nazi (or two).
• You pull a prank on a cop. Don’t even try.
• You lick an electrical socket.
• You poke a beehive.
• You drop your iPod.
• You think too hard during a test. Nothing good will come from thinking about it, if you don’t know the answer in the first place.
• You didn’t study for the said test in the first place.
• You put off your homework, office work, columns, or any of the sort (things with deadlines) until the last minute.
• You don’t throw the grenade after pulling the pin.
• You don’t save your important files on a regular basis. (And then there’s a blackout. Awwww, poor you.)
• You drink hot coffee straight.
• You try to punch through a glass window with your bare hands.
• You try to attempt any epicand dangerous  Hollywood movie stunt.

Okay, I can’t think of anymore. Till next time~XD